My Reading to do list.

Over the course of the weekend, I (and perhaps you) shall be spending most of my time in an Ypres-a-like field (too soon?) with 99,980 strangers.

Activities shall include, in no particular order:

- Consumption of alcohol
- Watching bands
- Further consumption of alcohol
- Looking for a Modest Mouse secret gig.
- Eating under-cooked economy meat from a disposable BBQ
- Watching bands
- Spurning rumours of a Libertines reunion gig
- Excessive consumption of alcohol
- Finding an empty cup very, very funny
- Sleeping for 2 hours
- Getting over-excited
- Trying to erect tent, end up with heap of polyurethane and poles
- Blagging
- Watching bands
- Getting sworn at by marshalls
- Eating Wheetos
- Running up and down a hill with 700 other people.
- Consumption of Alcohol
- Trekking to Sainsbury's
- Running out of money
- Beer runs
- Losing wallet
- Seeing bands
- Telling friends how much I love them
- Finding wallet
- Thinking [insert fusion jazz-metal act here] are awesome, and will definately check out their shit later
- Clenching buttocks/wishing toilets flushed
- Consumption of alcohol
- Realising the astonishing complexity of a zip
- Changing beer-soaked, slept-in clothes
- Realising [insert fusion jazz-metal act here] were awful
- Purging mind of misdemeanors
- Looking for a Modest Mouse secret gig
- Dancing. Badly
- Seeing bands
- Getting thoroughly dehydrated/thoroughly hydrated
- Realising my feet hurt. Standing on one foot
- Consumption of alcohol
- Making friends with a guy named Hairy Steve
- Sitting around
- Never seeing Hairy Steve again
- Trying to find tent
- Tripping over guide wires
- Consumption of alcohol
- Seeing bands